But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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