i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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