It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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