They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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