it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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