I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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