Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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