You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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