I don't think brook has ever known best
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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