That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I touched a dick in church today
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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