Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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