is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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