operation harelip BJ is a go
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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