Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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