The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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