you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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