Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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