one two three fourrrrnication!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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