I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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