I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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