it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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