id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just had sex on a roof
Who died my cat blue again?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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