Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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