Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I love having hate sex.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
