How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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