Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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