And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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