who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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