Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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