Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
