She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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