Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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