called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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