This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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