no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
