if you like me you must not know who I am
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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