office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Shame - the story of my life.
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