Sponge bath it is.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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