You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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