omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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