Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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