i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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