remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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