: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I touched a dick in church today
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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