Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
