hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
