You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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