I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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