Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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