Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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