All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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